Tiny Houses, Ted Talks & Cheez-Its

All of these are on my mind! Food, not so much. Honestly, it was an okay normal day. I didn’t drink as much water as I should, almost stuffed my face around 10am and was a pretty hangry grump for a good portion of my day. But honestly, food is more and more off my…

The weekend was my undoing (Days 3-5)

So, Day 3 consisted of my first time having to go out to eat for both lunch and dinner. I quickly realized that although 1.4k calories sounds like a ton of calories…it isn’t. Especially not when you have to eat more than once, and ESPECIALLY when you add in drinking. Needless to say, it was my undoing.

Day 2: Drama Queen

“She’s a drama queen, if you know what I mean She’ll get under your skin and make you scream Oww, drama queen I need a vaccine ’cause you so mean” -lyrics from Family Force 5 ‘Drama Queen’, this is what I always sing in my head whenever I hear the term ‘drama queen’ Anywho, on…

Food Shock

ie “HOW MANY CALORIES ARE IN THAT?!?” This is the Blue Ribbon Burger at Red Robin. Do you see those blue cheese crumbles? DO YOU?! They give me life. They validate my life. They make me feel like I’m a super powered awesome person flying through the sky on the winds of flavor. It’s also…

Day 1: Intermittent Fasting

So I knew this was going to be difficult, because I’m one of those people that doesn’t just wake up hungry in the morning, I wake up HANGRY. I’m talking: — this is just so accurate — To catch you up, I’m doing this type of intermittent fasting: And I’m just making a conscious effort…

Intermittent Fasting

Hello and welcome! I feel as though this will turn into a post that I reference people back to, so I thought I’d say a quick hello and howdy-do! (I don’t know why I’ve decided to suddenly sound like Ned Flanders)

The instant food gratification is strong with this one

So for the last little while I’ve been trying to just be conscious of my food intake and try to eat healthy. Of course, this hasn’t worked, or you wouldn’t hear me constantly complaining about being in a cult led by a very manipulating breakfast sandwich. I’ve been trying to walk around and get exercise…

It’s Been A Hot Minute

And really, all you’ve missed is a lot of procrastinating mixed with hating myself for giving in and eating my feelings of disappointment for having such a growing belly and me (sometimes) doing ok and managing to drink water and not eat everything in sight. I’ve noticed that Sundays are always the worst, because it…

It begins

Or rather, it’s been beginning for years now, but never actually going past the first stage. Yes that’s right, I have never successfully lost weight. But then again, I’ve never truly tried, so isn’t that not as bad? I’m going to say…yes. Go me! ish. However, this is different. I’m not just determined, but I’m in…